#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)
that tagActually, it all happened within the same week
OH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.
There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)
Some intrepid fan actually created a mega edit of all the movies leading up to the Avengers with all the scenes in all the movies placed in rough chronological order. It’s called Avengers Assembled and you can find it on torrent sites.
and so the racebent avengers + coulson and kid loki - everyone else who’s in the avengers who i didnt draw were born
and they all lived happily ever after
Okay, I thought I loved this when I hit Clint and Natasha and then I scrolled down and saw Thor and KNEW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS.
“Useless,” they said. “Just there for sex appeal,” they said. “What do you mean she’s saving the day,” they said.
I will shank the next person I hear try to tell me Black Widow is useless.
I. Will shank them.
Imagine how hard it is to keep up with people who have super powers and super suits. Not only does she “keep up” but she holds her own, she doesn’t need to TRY and keep up with them, she just does. She goes toe to toe with Loki, and on a mental battlefield none-the-less. There is no doubt that even if Loki “packs a punch” as Cap puts it, his real power is his intellect. Black Widow takes him on and she wins.
Then during the big battle it’s HER that makes it up to the teseract, by hitching a ride on one of those fucking insane Chitari chariots and taking control of it. Imagine doing that when you don’t have a suit that lets you fly, or a serum that gives you super strength, or the powers of a god. She doesn’t even have Clint’s bow and special arrows, which he can clearly use to stop him during a fall.
Black Widow does it though, she does it and she ROCKS IT. Rocks the fuck out of it.
Haters can hate, but Black Widow is a total badass and nothing will change that fact.
black widow movie pls