#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)
that tagActually, it all happened within the same week
OH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.
There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)
Some intrepid fan actually created a mega edit of all the movies leading up to the Avengers with all the scenes in all the movies placed in rough chronological order. It’s called Avengers Assembled and you can find it on torrent sites.
and so the racebent avengers + coulson and kid loki - everyone else who’s in the avengers who i didnt draw were born
and they all lived happily ever after
Okay, I thought I loved this when I hit Clint and Natasha and then I scrolled down and saw Thor and KNEW WHAT LOVE REALLY IS.